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Created on 2003-04-24 17:11:31 (#1023760), last updated 2004-08-16

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Name:	The Big Bad Wolf

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Spawned in 1984 by government scientists as part of Operation Spleen (all the cool names were taken), I was designed to carry out the deadliest UNICEF missions. After a messy discharge resulting from certain indiscressions involving a humanitarian aid screw up (apparently Ugandan children prefer diet soda, they like to watch their weight) I quietly withdrew from my former glory into bars, casinos, bordellos, and disney world. I now am a full time television viewer and miller lite consumption engineer, taking occasional breaks to fight crime...

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beer, boobs, double bacon cheeseburgers, history, movies, playstation2, rock 'n roll, sports

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